are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
So wild flowers will come
up where you are.
You have been stony for
too many years.
Try something different.
Rumi (via azukilynn)
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it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better